False. Eddie has a ticket to come and see me.
TNP believes that to be a true statement of the facts.
TRUE…That it is false that Eddie Izzard has a ticket to see EZ, if he was going anywhere it would be off to Bexhill-On-Sea, his hometown.
TNP wears pure cotton underwear.
False.
TNP is drinking a glass of wine now.
False. Munching on grapes. How about that?!?
TNP is not ticklish on their feet.
True…strange,weird,not accepted as usual-but true.
TNP has a favourite ‘knock,knock’ joke…
True. Knock knock. “Who’s There”? " F—k". “F—k who”? “F—…k off!”
TNP thinks that was a bit off…for a Sunday.
Nope, I didn’t mind it. My nan used to say to my granddad ‘don’t use that F word, not on a Sunday’ - obviously it was ok on other days.
TNP is having a roast today
False…bloody pipes have decided today’s a good day to burst,just under the kitchen sink…ergo,turn water off,get under avec le spanners…discover the only place a new section is available is closed until tomorrow-so no water. Which is a tad ironic,as I’m surrounded by the bloody stuff.
TNP really enjoyed reading that long reply…
False I was thinking that it was an awful thing to happen.
TNP has too many gadgets.
True. In fact i turned my interest off half way through reading it.
TNP Is still able to service their car.
False it goes to the garage.
TNP loves learning new facts.
True but unfortunately i can be quite gullible.
TNP can be far too trusting of others.
Nope. NEVER gonna happen. [especially regarding those who ‘turn their interest off’]
TNP is bouncing with glee…
bouncing … erm, hardly. Let’s say half asleep with glee … after all that booze at lunch. So, half right.
TNP sleepwalks.
False. Just relaxing on my settee with my laptop, two dogs beside me and a big GSD across my feet.
TNP has no pets.
we have the neighbours naughty cat round our place half the time so half right.
TNP … is too inquisitive for his/her own good.
Who,me? What do you mean by that? Did you think that up,or was it the neighbour’s cat? WHY do you let that cat in? Who are you calling nosey,eh? What does inquisitive mean-why are you asking?
TNP has a pair of shoes they very rarely wear,but won’t/can’t get rid of.
Curiosity let the cat in.
… shoes … I’m not as bad as I was. I now always buy a size too big and they’re never too tight.
TNP wears tights/leggings.
YOU’RE PEEKING!
I was standing in the bath when I put thes…er…THOSE…on!
[and anyway,I was looking for my ladder,so MUHH]
TNP looks good in a colourful Hawaiian shirt
True.
TNP looks cool with a polkadotted neckerchief.