False I can do the Polka if that helps:mrgreen:
TNP wears a thong.
Only on special days
TNP hates brown bread.
(Fridays???
)
False I like white or brown.
TNP likes fishing.
Nope. Used to do it when I was young but never caught anything. Mrs LD wouldn’t let me now even if I wanted to.
TNP likes Andre Rieu.
erm not sure about that
TNP like celebs
True their autographs make money.
TNP likes snakes.
Yep,true. Have had various pet snakes,over the years.
TNP prefers Googling for info to Wikipedia
True I do.
TNP likes painting.
True…, Painting the town red, painting murals, painting the outside of the house, painting my nails, painting pictures.
TNP is scared of being bitten by an animal with big teeth.
True omg!!!
TNP likes playing snooker.
True. A foursome with my sons.
TNP will be buying a new suitcase this year.
False…already got a new one.
TNP likes playing cards with the family.
True. A hundred years ago.
TNP enjoys table tennis
I used to at the youth clubs back in the 60’s when I was ** years old but not played for many years now 
TNP received school certs for their swimming ability.
True. I didn’t even know there were such things until I was transferred to the Mainland-seemed weird,but I just did what I’d always done-and got sustificates for doing it!
TNP has never been to Shetland…
True…but i do watch it on the telly.
TNP has swum with Dolphins
Well not swum but i was once taken out on a boat by some local lads in the Maldives (for being kind to their mum)and they knew how to call dolphins…I was in a boat with a little engine and we raced them…they kept jumping out of the water and the babies were doing corkscrew jumps…it was really something
TNP is jealous
Rightly so:)
True I am envious.x
TNP keeps a diary.
True. I have since I was in my teens. Good stuff there…
TNP can’t ice skate at all.
True. But i’m great on roller skates. ( or rather i was 60 years ago)
TNP has broken an arm.