Not normally.
TNP loves a cuddle.
True…Not only a cuddle but hugs and kisses too.
TNP loves candlelit dinners for two.
False. I prefer four. Three dogs and me.
TNP has a vision of me eating from a dog bowl
Erm… Not really EZ
TNP has got their heating up too high.
False…central heating isn’t compulsory,y’know!
So,from that,I’d presume TNP hasn’t chopped logs since schooldays…
False I have never chopped logs.
TNP hates Sundays.
False. I like every single day.
TNP feels nostalgia coming on.
False. But there was no central heating where I grew up!
TNP talks in their sleep.
Unsure. I’ll keep one ear open tonight and listen.
TNP Wakes several times every night.
SORT of true…in that it’s rare I get to bed before 4am at the earliest,but occasionally grab ‘40 winks’.
TNP would love to play the harmonica
False. Just the guitar… better than i do now. (Never gonna happen sadly)
TNP Is in tears now 
True. I’m on my second box of Kleenex Personsize tissues.
TNP wishes they could buy a Gondola and serenade the OFF ladies every evening.
True. But they soon bugger OFF.
TNP is going to miss the snow when it’s gone. Tonight hopefully.
Won’t miss the snow (didn’t get much anyway) and def won’t miss the frozen pond.
TNP went out to look at their roof when the snow settled to see if it was well insulated.
False-hasn’t even THOUGHT of snowing,here,bruv.
TNP is wondering why they’re still on line at this hour…
It’s morning Pug…and I slept right through so I’m a happy bunny 
TNP is craving a bacon sandwich or is that just me
I wasn’t but I am now. 
TNP lays on the sofa most evenings.
False. Just sits.
TNP prefers Whisky to Gin.
False. Neither one for me, too rugged.
TNP leaves a radio on all morning.
False. What’s a radio? Is that the same as a wireless?
TNP couldn’t live without their frying pan.