True I have several.
TNP has a microwave.
That’s true …I’ll be using it soon too…porridge for breakfast
TNP…hates porridge
False … but I admit to getting bored with it … Ms d00d says it’s good for me.
TNP is still half asleep.
False. He is just back from the first of three walks a day in the woods with his three dogs.
TNP is exhausted from the thought of it.
True
TNP hates sneezing.
Not always, sometimes I enjoy it
TNP needs new slippers
False I never wear them.
Just leather flippin flappers.
TNP has bought a Valentine’s card.
True, it’s in the kitchen on top of the cupboard
TNP thinks Valentine’s day is too commercial now.
False I love romance.
TNP is hungry now.
A bit but I did scoff some Bourbons this morning
TNP loves biscuits
False unless chocolate chip cookies.
TNP is multitasking today.
I do everyday like all men.
TNP has a shopping trolley basket thingy on wheels
True. But only once a week for an hour or so. Then i have to return it to all it’s mates.
TNP uses far too many words when only three or four are necessary.
False I ration.
TNP is hungry now.
True. Always.
TNP thinks i may be eating for two.
False…Gillian McKeith writes,‘You Are What You Eat’.
TNP has a very bad memory.
False quite the opposite.
TNP is going to bed now.
False. A bit early even for me.
TNP will be the last to post tonight. (Before midnight)
True. I will do my best.
TNP doesn’t use swear words.
False.
TNP,eats marmite.