True or False Game

As long as they’re done crispy on the outside,hon…YES!
I very rarely eat-but a really well-done baked potato can tempt even me!

TNP swore at the cat today.

oh-sorry,posted together…ok,I’ll hoppit…

No it’s OK Pug, I did swear at the cat but in my head so’s not to upset her. She is very refined you know.

TNP has a dishwasher

Pugsy glad that you are eating.
Longlegs yes I have a dishwasher.

TNP is going to watch TV now - I am. x

False… I rarely watch the TV.

TNP has been to Scotland, Ireland and Wales.

True. Just not in the same day.

TNP does’nt really care one way or the other.

SO true. After years of driving buses, trucks and coaches across Europe,both West and East,in between teaching,plus doing my best to keep prisons all over the UK calm ,I really couldn’t give a hoot.
This now MY turn to be awkward and annoying.

…and I’m jolly good at it-just ask TNP…

True my lovely Pugsy.

TNP is thinking about what to cook.

Dunnit and ettit too.

TNP Worries about my spelling

Nottat all.

TNP is jealous because I am cooking a roast dinner - to save time on Sunday

Notta-torl. One rarely eats-and even then,very small amounts.

TNP is wondering how long Spring will take to get here…

False. Bulbs are appearing through the snow so for me spring has sprung.

TNP is wondering what the sound of one hand clapping sounds like.

Good point. :017:

TNP hasn’t washed their car for over three months.

True I haven’t but the guys down the car wash do a good job

TNP is wishing they had a local car wash too

Yes yes yes. There was a good one but the council closed it down so now everyone has a dirty car.

TNP hates bureaucracy

True …i can never find a pen that works for all those forms

TNP collects pens

False but I know a man who does.

TNP likes pasta

True I love it.

TNP speaks many languages.

True, English, bullsh*t, double dutch, cr@p etc

TNP has been shopping this morning

False I need to go soon.

TNP shops around for the best bargains.