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tnp ;;dont watch romantic films
False, I like romantic films (sometimes)
TNP likes foreign subtitled films
False I hate subtitles.
TNP has just logged on.
True! How on earth???
TNP is wineing right now…no not whining…or winning…
False but I know who you mean. 
TNP sometimes dances to music in the kitchen.
False. But I swim to music in the bath.
TNP has difficulty spelling TNP
False you fool. X
TNP likes playing snooker.
True I love potting all the differnt colours in order.
TNP has been to the Planetarium in London
False. I’ve seen more than enough stars in my youth.
TNP has a bizzy day tomorrow.
Sort of True…got several things requiring attention,but not all urgent…
TNP thinks Michael MacIntyre’s ‘Post to Everyone’ is a put-up con.
True…as if you wouldn’t warn your pals they might get a weird text if you were a guest on his show…it’s funny though 
TNP…just got a weird text…
True. But in the immortal words of the great Tom Jones. “It’s Not Unusual”
TNP had something unusual happen yesterday.
True. I got up early
TNP hasn’t eaten candyfloss (cotton candy to some) for at least forty years.
False I had some last Summer.
TNP likes swimming in the sea.
Yes, I love it although haven’t done it for about six years.
TNP is clumsy.
False. Still have good balance and quick responsiveness.
TNP refilled a cup of coffee today
True, several in fact. Trying to get back to black coffee if I’m honest.
TNP loves to wear heels
True but only at weekends.
TNP is always doing Crossword Puzzles
True. Kinda sexy in a good way.
TNP doesn’t like cruises.
True. Too many people on one boat
TNP also thinks crosswords are sexy