False. Can’t think why they would be.
TNP is missing an I from his P-NT
False but I’m missing an a from my p_nts
TNP ha … no I can’t say it sorry! I’ll get banned. 
True.
TNP has had a roast today.
False. Was meant to have one but opted for cottage cheese salad instead.
TNP would like to Holiday in Midsomer
Misomer Norton,yes-lovely place in the Mendips.
[btw-your reply ‘‘True,I got up early’’ made Oi chortle,LD]
TNP often wonders ''WHY?"…
True I do.
TNP is sometimes under pressure.
True…but then I think that everyone is at some time.
TNP has been on the London Eye and would love to go again!
False…never seen the point.
TNP thinks doughnuts should come with a ‘Beware of the jam!’ warning.
True…It all runs down your chin!
TNP has lost his license to drive at least once!
Hiya Pugsie x
False. Only one ticket in 50 years of driving.
TNP likes to get a wink or two.
True or three
TNP can play the spoons
False. However, my grandfather played a pair of black bones in his younger days…I have them.
TNP is a very good looking…joker.
Umm…well,if you like scruffy chaps with big feet and too many guitars…true.
TNP is wondering how to answer this.
False. I’m never at a loss for answers.
TNP likes to walk alone most days.
False I like company.
TNP is going to bed now.
False just considering getting up
The next person is still asleep
False. Just back from the first walk of the day.
TNP often uses TCP
False it smells awful
TNP has cereal for breakfast.
False. I rarely have breakfast unless on my hols
TNP is thinking about booking a holiday.
No,niet,nein,nada,nil! If I want to go away,I drive until I arrive. I’m there!
[no urge to travel around the globe any more]
TNP is sultry,seductive and smiling knowingly…