It’s a bore… (sigh)
TNP prefers wood floors to carpets
False I like carpets.
The next poster plays practical jokes on folks.
It has been known
TNP has a drawer with a load of old toot in it,
True, have been looking in my drawers?
The next poster has clothes that are years old still.
Yep. I have clothes from the Iron age
TNP will eat haggis on Burns night
Yerwot…who burns a Haggis,the noo? [so,no]
TNP has been pulled over by the fuzz…
Flase never had that happen.
The next poster is having a tipple later.
False, the last alcohol I had was cider last June.
TNP agrees that Grantchester is rubbish
True, as are so many tv programs.
TNP has a huge tv screen.
er no I only have a little one.
TNP once had a frightening experience in the water while swimming.
Yes true it was when I was little and I got out of my depth
The next person is annoyed with someone today
False, but the day is young!
TNP is having a long lie in this morning.
Well true …I’m still in bed typing this 
TNP is going out tonight
False…unless i get an invitation.
TNP is watching The Voice tonight.
False-no interest in it.
TNP has take-away tonight.
False I will cook.
TNP had breakfast in bed today.
False - granddaughter was here for a sleepover and was awake since 6 15 am.
TNP, like me, will have an early night tonight.
False another wine night.
TNP likes playing cards.
not really …
tnp-- showers every day
False, I shower every night.
TNP wishes they lived somewhere hot & sunny.