Earlier yes with my black & white zigzag leggins. 
TNP has wind.
False - You speak for yourself Longlegs:mrgreen:
TNP is eating something as they post.
False - just ate though
TNP had a big breakfast
False. Never do.
TNP is REALLY concerned for my welfare
I don’t…not cause I’m thoughtless…just don’t know you at all my dear…but now I am. Should we be concerned???
TNP enjoys wine w/ dinner
Nope. Single,live alone,no females,no friends…all buggered off when I fought back against a bullshitter and won…don’t use alcohol,but very rarely ever have anyway. Also don’t ‘do’ food as such. Espresso with honey,yeah…VERY rare I eat and atm am in plaster anyway,so couldn’t cook if I tried…which I won’t.
TNP wonders if I’m exaggerating. [I’m not,but…]
False Pugsy. I know it is true.
TNP is hungry.
False - have just enjoyed a blt for lunch.
TNP would find it difficult to cope with a HUGE lottery win.
True. I’d feel guilty having won, and would give most of it away.
TNP has an appointment this afternoon.
True - I have an appt in bed this afternoon, but only for a lone nap as I was awake most of last night listening to various views on the ‘B’ word.
TNP takes a daily nap.
False never done that.
TNP has been to the cinema recently.
False. Not for three years.
TNP prefers hot and spicy to bland foods.
True, especially as I feel I am losing my sense of taste as I get older.
Talking of spice - TNP will be purchasing haggis soon for their own Burns Supper.
Och nooo! (False)
TNP is fed up with the rain today.
False… I like to see the rain.
TNP plays a musical instrument.
False I sing.
The next poster wears sexy underwear.
False. Just my lucky pants.
TNP has a pair of Knickers with ‘I would do anything for love’ on the front and ‘But I won’t do that’ on the back.
False. I wear only the very SEXIEST of garments…mere WHISPS of cloth.
…in fact,I have a picture of my cleaning lady hanging a pair of my enticing little garments on the line…TRY TO RESIST…
http://i68.tinypic.com/2u5gjva.jpg
Admit it-that picture of my enticing little undies got TNP moist,due to lustful thoughts…
False you mad fool.
The next poster is having a tipple tonight.
True…it could be a couple!
TNP enjoys a pint.