False just wine for me.
TNP is looking forward to Valentine’s day .
True…it’s the day I get van-loads of mail!
TNP doesn’t believe that for one second!
True I do. x
TNP is a joker.
Quelle,MOI?
FAR from it my dear. I just buried my cat!
[he isn’t dead…he was asleep and I just REALLY like annoying him]
TNP is never wrong
True
TNP already knows that.
It’s a VERY well-known thing,your eminence.
TNP may well question it,though…
Fakse…Qui mois? I’d never question that which you say Pugsie ! 
TNP has already bought six or seven Valentines cards.
False, I only receive them.
TNP is wearing furry slippers.
False I have no slippers.
TNP is having a roast dinner today.
True…and very nice it was too.
TNP grows their own vegetables
False I used to.
TNP is thinking of decorating.
Dashed true,my dear. ENOUGH of these squirrel-skin curtains.
Enough too,of the Labrador-skin rug.
Time for new Poodle-skin cushion-covers,methinks.
TNP has just realised how posh I am.
True. I always thought PUG stood for Posh Ugly Geezer 
TNP will not find that funny. 
True. I thought it meant Pretty Useful Gentleman
Maybe not Pretty
TNP is not quite sure.
True.
TNP is always right.
EAZE!! Great to see youXX
Correct!
TNP likes Jaffa cakes.
False I am not sure of anything.
TNP likes a laugh at me.
Aw bless, no we laugh with you SP, not at you.
TNP needs to lose a few pounds
False. I like a larf with you.
TNP thinks i spelt laugh incorrectly
False it is cockney. X
TNP is hungry.