Oooh No.
Will be watching ‘Cleaning up’
TNP loves a bacon sandwich.
False…I don’t eat bacon.
TNP has been to The Folies Bergere.
False what are they???
TNP likes playing games.
True. Anyone for Tennis?
TNP thinks i’m joking.
False I know you play. X
TNP has big feet.
Yup suppose I have…is size 6 big?
TNP just got up and has severe bed head hair 
False. Just back from dog walking and my hair is in pristine condition.
TNP Means Thoroughly Nice Person.
Of course EZ 
TNP is dreading going out in the cold today.
False. But then i am wearing 4 t shirts, 7 sweaters and a wax jacket…2 pairs of gloves, 3 pairs of socks and 5 beanie hats. Oh and 1 of those bacl…balcl… bavacl…knitted things that covers your entire head and face.
TNP actually believes me…but i can spell Balaclava… I just had to restock with A’s on my pooter.
Flase you are not stoopid.
TNP is running a hot bath.
True, I believe you EZ
TNP can knit
Yes,my mum taught me.
TNP is wondering why I learned to knit,of all things…
False, nothing wrong with a man learning to knit.
TNP goes to a gym.
Nope. Got no time for that pansyboy stuff.
If you want to get fit,get out and get exercising…walk,run,climb,lift,dig,carry-it snot difficult.
TNP disagrees
False, I agree with you, none of the above cost money either.
TNP cannot swim.
False I agree and I have never knitted.
TNP is thirsty.
The Folies Bergere is a cabaret music hall, located in Paris, birthplace and home to the Can Can made famous by Toulouse Lautrec.
And it’s true I love playing games.
Well that’s nice to know… ;-)
TNP will be watching the new series of Death in Paradise.
False I will be Googling this Follies stuff.
TNP is going to bed.
I’ve got a little confused here. Of course it was The Moulin Rouge that was home and birthplace to the Can Can and for whom Toulouse. Lautrec painted some of his famous posters.
The Folies Bergere is a cabaret music hall, located in Paris, France.