Ahh, thats ok Dianne…Scotland will adopt you. So will Paolo, he’s a friend of mine…loosely speaking!
Some love it, but we have been around the ring roads and once got diverted into a very seedy looking area…nope never like large places…
Are we still talking trousers here, Pixie? I could email you a belt or a pair of my Dad’s old braces:-D
Hahaha!! Oh we don’t bother with such fancy stuff up here…haven’t you watched Rab C Nesbitt? A bit of string works wonders! 
imitation is the sincerest form of flattery and all that…
never…your not…are you…wow
I’m not the blonde, Dianne, no…
Wait…I’m not his mum either, jeez!
Indeed it is, and I would readily give credit where it’s due, but it would only be ignored. 
ooo Harbal…
Dianne…I think he keeps his trousers ON in this one!
ooo, Dianne. 
hey Harbal…you got wind…not very Romantic…is it…:shock:…
whoops my error was the trees doing that …now I feel… well… I feel…oh dear…I feel. I do feel…
:roll: finally! Took all night but we got there
I’m not a trousers type woman so no I won’t take off anything I haven’t put on.
Don’t spoil the moment, Dianne.
Got where…the crew said that’s a Take…was just on stage acting…like you Trix…Yeah that scene is goona make us a fortune…
:twisted:
Just give us a list of what you have got on and we’ll improvise. 
I replied to your donald where’s yer trousers video, Di…I think it got caught in between other replies 
see two timer, kinda below the belt type of Guy…gonna ditch him…again…history…mince meat…:-p