Certainly…The ‘Gay Gordons’ is one of the best Scottish Country dances there is to get Yer heart pumping and Yer hands clapping 
Just do your best, Spitty.
And a few kilts swirling!
Natch 
Yoo down wi the kids innit. :-p
Pants are a good thing, Ted, especially when required to take your trousers off. :shock:
It’s very important to have clean underwear when taking off your trousers in someone’s home, remember what your mother’s told you……
She told me it was in case I got run over and had to be taken to hospital.
Mothers have been known to lie!
hay… hold on…Trixie Knucks…your talking my name here…wool sheep…getting to close here,
Avoid wearing in Paris:
Attitude : Lost and dazed expression, loud excited attitude
Style & Color: Relaxed/casual, oversized, loud bright colors, big splashy patterns
Bags : Backpack, fanny pack, hand-held purse, selfie stick
Tops : Tshirt/sweatshirt printed with home city/state/sports team or “I Love Paris” and avoid anything too low cut
Bottoms : shorts, sweatpants, leisure wear, athletic wear, cargo pants
Jackets : Plastic souvenir poncho from street vendor, sweatshirt, hoodie
Shoes: Tennis/running, hiking, flip-flops, Tevas, Crocs, sandals, white socks
Camera : Camera around neck, Canon or Nikon camera bag logo
City Guides : Paris Guide book, metro map
Accessories & Misc : Expensive or sentimental jewelry, too much makeup, baseball hat/visor, water bottles, store bags like “Chanel” or “Prada”.
Do think trouser are Off here…
No problem - wouldn’t set foot in Paris again if you paid all my expenses!
Those zip off three in ones are handy…Trousers to cut offs to shorts…
Ha ha. You stole the words from my mouth Tabby. Miserable ******s. They can’t understand what we shout at them, not even with trousers removed.
Well I never did get run over, so for all those years I was wearing clean underwear for nothing. :mad2:
Are you Tartan, Dianne? :shock:
Don’t overload me, Dianne, we are only avoiding trousers in this thread. :shock:
Well at least you aren’t Scottish…! :twisted::twisted:
Just avoid Paris and you will be OK.
Trixie…Tartan…no born what they call pale skinned…:-D:
Can say I have a love of good fabrics though…My kilt days I lied about in Junior School…My Nana Lou she loved Scotland and spent many weekends there whilst Grand Dad Bert
(Herbert) he had a large fishing boat at Newhaven…will dig out a photo…he shared it with Uncle Doug who was not actually a real Uncle but that does not matter…does it…
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Still have a great collection of fabrics Trixie…but did tell the class that I was Scottish once…had a kilt that I did ask my Dad to buy me as a special pressie
No thought though to my Surrey Accent at the time…hey that’s kids for yer…