Shut ya guts before I shut it for you. 
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And a good morning to you too Bret…
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A morn to you an all, Chilli one. 
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Respect! 
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Hi
And that concludes the Briefing.
Thanks in particular to X and I would be most grateful if they could stay behind and clear the room completely.
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Take that back at once you bounder!!!
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Listen here chappy, retract that last statement or a jolly good thumping is coming you way!
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Guts is surely plural, so referring to them as “it” is inappropriate 
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Oh!..I say…extraordinary behaviour… 
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I sternly suggest that they might be spending some time on my naughty chair!
That usually does the trick…
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Why harsh words … I just pull faces.
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My response would be:
‘Oh for goodness sake!’ followed by a deep sigh.
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That’s very restrained and dignified … I usually do that at least once a day whether I’m ticking someone off or not.
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A complete and unwavering stare from my cold eyes to theirs speaks volumes from me to them.
Usually works, too!
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My Auntie used this:
“Och, go and claw yer wheerie we’ a whin”
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I have absolutely no idea what she was saying, but it sounds ominous!
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Yer bum’s oot the windae
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Heh heh…or…Pick Yer Windae,Yer Leavin’…or…Dae Ye want a Glesga kiss. 
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She lived in Inverberie (Aberdeenshire). It was a different and unusual dialect.
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Having been up there a few weeks ago for a wedding reception, I can attest to the accuracy of that statement 
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