ya absolute bag o’ mince
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Ah…memories.
Years ago, I had a first date. I took her to a nice restaurant for dinner.
Every few minutes, her cell phone rang & she chatted with friends for several minutes each time. I wouldn’t care if she had an emergency call but these were just friends calling to chat. After the fifth call lasting 15 minutes, other diners started giving her dirty looks - and me, sympathetic looks.
When I didn’t call her again, she called me & asked, “Why haven’t you called me in two weeks; I thought we got along great.”
I asked, “You really don’t know? Here’s a hint: It has something to do with your phone & manners.”
She said, “What does my phone have to do with it?”
I said, “OK, you’re not only rude, you’re also stupid.”
Well, she got the message & after some four-letter words, hung up.
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