The snake charmer
Anna Conda
B
Bill o Rights
C
I am now officially separated from my partner…
…Constance Norring
D
Evening Toffee 
Disruptive noisy neighbour
Duncan Disorderly
E
The magazine boss . .
Eddy Torr
A new addition to our friends family…
…Foster Child
G
The political cheat…
Gerry Mandering
H
Morning EZ
Local posh man
Harry Stockressy
I
Ivan itchybum
J
Jill Ted
K
My friend the airline stewardess…
…Kathay Pacific
L
my local lawyer…
Loren Orderr
M
My friend the Jewish window dresser…
…Manny Kinn
N
My friend who doesn’t believe in banks
Noah Count
O
My beautiful lady friend
Olive Skynne
Mornin’ Summer
Ello Mr EZ
Favourite pizza
Peppy Roni
Q/R
Our local craft shop owner…
…R. Tistik
S
the impatient one…
Sue Nerthanlayter
T
Tess Tament
U
Our local German funeral director…
…Unda Tayker
V