Viv Ified
W
female drifter…
Wanda Aboutt
XYZ
My friend who cannot walk straight…
…Zig Zagger
A
The Sparky
Alec Trician
B
Bobby Nuppandarn
C
Said in the best Yorkshire accent. 
Chas Andave
D
The Gardener . .
Dan d’Lyonn
E
Our Labour MP…
…Eileen Toodaleft
F
Whatever is this?
Hoarse Speaker…
Faye Dway
G
Greta Brittan
H
Our local fortune teller…
…Horace Cope
I
Isabel Clanging
J
My neighbour who keeps stealing cars…
…Joy Ryder
K
The dog breeder
Ken Nelclub
A James Bond fanatic…
Liv Anletdye
M
My neighbour who continually gets the wrong idea…
…Miss Construe
N
Bells on their fingers and bells on their toes
Norris Dancer
O
…
Hah, you beat me Queenie 
A sad person -
Obi Turie