Our local speech therapist…
…Ella Kyootion
F
ha ha! …some very innovative names recently
In my dreams…
Flo Tinnaway
G
…and you Summer shell them out as well as anyone.
Our local soft drinks distributor…
…Ginger Rail
H
The gospel singer
Halle Lewya
I
Ida Down
J
The compulsive gambler
Ina Minaminamo
Oops! Oh well, as the gambler said…you can’t win 'em all. 
My mate the tropical tree specialist…
…Jack Aranda
K
Our Locksmith
Keifer Dadore
L
I’m skint
Len Miafiver
M
Serious actress
Mel O’Drama
N
Nan O Tube
O
Omah Gidiants
P
My cats …
Pam Purd
Q/R
Morning Summer…
My friend who is a primary school teacher…
…Reid Enrite
S
Sue Perficial
T
Yorkshire cuppa
Tia Fertoo
U
The insulter
Ura Narse
V
the pill pusher
Vi Kodin
W
Willie Goforit
A