In the space of three days I have seen three lesser spotted police constables , real ones with Bobby helmets and actually walking the beat ! .
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did they stopped and do a bendy legs and a āgood evening allā routine
No they looked a bit nervous out the open .
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Nice weather for it!
But do those bobby helmets have a big enough peak to keep the sun out of their eyes?
Had you been drinking ? Smoking something illegal? I mean one Bobby is rare but three? Thatās rarer than rocking horse shit !
Are you 100% sure they were not holograms?
Allo Allo Allo whatās going on here then?
Donāt get excited. Rumour is lots of cop cars broken down.
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I think they need to be in threes for their own safety . My once family bucket and spade seaside town is a horrible place at times . I follow our local police force on face book and they deal with some awful situations , they put them selfs in danger . Honestly who would want to join up in these violent days . What a job they do . I knew a 15 year old who wanted to be an officer , he did and is , 25 years on , a good family man but canāt wait to retire, shakes his head when I ask how life in the force is .
Sorry didnāt mean to spoil the humour, I see the funny side of the thread tooš
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I have never seen a copper on the beat here, they always drive.
They drive like lunatics here in London. ā¦ any excuse to go though a red light, on the wrong side of the road too. 
Sorry to doubt you, Muddy, I donāt like to doubt you, but I hope you are in good health and not suffering hallucinations.
I think they were probably either kids on their way to a fancy dress party, or criminals dressed as policemen to avoid being caught.
Come and sit down, Iāll make you a nice cuppa.
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Cheeky Iām not ga-ga yet ā¦ā¦ I think ā¦ 
I hope you rushed out with camera in hand? They are almost extinct now - you need photos to show your grandchildren.
And a big enough dome to hide their sandwiches!
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Or maybe they could not afford the petrol!
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Those damnable Bots are after me again for replying to too many posts! I am off to find a Policeman and report them!
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I know what you mean abnout those wretched Bots, Tabs.
I think we should have a members meeting and try and find a way to booby-trap the blighters.
We could then shove 'em down the cellar and feed them bread and water until they repent, and promise to mend their ways! 
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We saw a genuine real live bobby of the female persuasion on the beat in town yesterday morning. In all of the months weāve been living in this area, this is the first time this has happened.
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I hope you locked your door Muddy there must be something really criminal going on in your area or maybe Boris is visitingā¦ either way lock your door 
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