weather too hot in Oz for on the beat and if it gets too cold well same applies
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We live in a desirable market town. One of the local councillors told us that there is virtually no police presence in the town as we don’t need it due to the low crime rate 
Something you don’t often see in a wheat field
They would be about as much use as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest in some of my local areas.
The youths wouldn`t bat an eyelid,actually they would possibly take the p…
They didn’t come out of a Dr. Who style police telephone box did they? I’m just trying to think of a rational explanation. 
Oh yes. Four on the trot is a hanging offence.
In your place I’d have posted a fifth one just out of fun!
You rascal!