we all know the story about Adam and eve and about evolution but I would like to put in your minds my theory on how humans started out on earth.
It might seem a bit wild but bear with me
Thousands if not millions of years ago far distant planets that were inhabited constantly were fighting each other. Due to the distance in space it was impossible to go from one galaxy to another without setting up food relay planets for the return trip. Now the form of food was not what we think of food, no we were the food. So earth was designated as a food return refresh stock point.
So off went the aliens to fight some far distant planet and must have been defeated because they never came back. Now human, being what they are, started breeding like rabbits. Well they had nothing else to do but bonk all day and night long. Soon there was little room left, so some went to seek far distant lands where they could bonk as often as they liked because there was plenty of space. Eventually humans through their frantic bonking soon covered the earth.
and that dear friends is my theory on how humans came to live on this plante called earth
Good grief! We haven’t had a conspiracy theory for yonks….out bloody standing
I always believed that the Royal Family were alien shift changing lizards from another planet….but I haven’t been well