Do you find biting your tongue easy mate 
…that was a tongue-in-cheek joke 
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I didn’t think anyone over the age of 5yrs ever said ‘poo’ anyway!
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Then this thread will have well and truly filled that particular gap in your knowledge, Tabby. 
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ST, What other polite word could l have used?
Sorry, Harbal, l hit on your post in error… it was to be directed to ST’s post.
I realised that, but now I am waiting for suggestions of possible alternatives to the word “poo” to come flooding in. 
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I dare not think… but we are all polite on this forum so maybe none at all !!
Well I won’t be offering any.
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Just a few off the top of my head, and no!!! I do not have bodily waste on the top of my head
Number two
Winnie the
Chod
crap
Stool
excrement
business
motion
feaces
doo doos
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I’m going into hiding as l will get the blame for all this!!! 
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After raising four children, I decided on the term “blanket adhesive” 
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To me, the word “poo” seems to be the only polite way of describing it. Lots of adults say “poo”.
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I think you forgot “shit”, though that isn’t a word that I’d ever use, especially in mixed company.
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Chod? That’s a new one on me! Oh, and you also forgot turd. Horrible word though, not one I’d use 
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Actually, any short, made up word said in the right context would convey the meaning quite effectively.
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Well, I’d normally use one of the four letter words and bet a few of you would too but we don’t want to traumatise anyone!
How about just an emoji!
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I would rather you just stick to words, Maree. 
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OK 
I just remembered “log”, that would have been pretty descriptive of Art’s problem obstructions 
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How about “droppings”?
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Not heard that one before.
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What is so wrong - or impolite - about Faeces, Motion or Excrement ? Just find it curious, that’s all.