Men is there Something Wrong with Them

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So today Moi had to play Nurse… to Husband as he had to go to the local laboratory for blood tests for his up and coming botty procedure…sure he’ll be thrilled if he sees this…
He had his hearing aids in…even though they really don’t help much.(at least he… Me of course had booked an ear test now his prescription of July 2020 has expired…and of course had to email our Doctor to get a new one)…
So the desk assistant wants his address and his telephone number…he can’t hear her, so that is when he pops his head around the screen and orders ok, asks to be honest for me to come hereith…now he is…looking like a lost sheep.
He managed to recognise his name when called in for the blood extraction…That was a result in itself… :innocent:

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Was it Baasil :sheep:

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Oh, I dunno about that spitty. Even at my advanced years, a weekly spot of reciprocation always seem to be welcomed and I know is happily received. I think it’s referred to as a KY interval. . well, in my house it is.

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Like Jelly and Ice Cream do you mean…intervals…?
Matinee in the Theatre?

arr… got it… :innocent: 99 flakes but 30 short… :rofl:.

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Having accidently tasted KY, I’d certainly not recommend that with ice cream, interval or no interval😉

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LMAO @DianneWoollie

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Same here Dianne…
:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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shame to cover them …erm ermm… short legs…Chillie6 his favourite song, maybe could become yours also?

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I’ll have you know my legs are not short, they are very long and tanned Di, and they are almost waist high…
:woman_standing:

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Well I don’t care then, Daddy long legs.
…The song can be stretched a tad…

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The black stockings should go well with your usual shorts OGF, all you will need then will be a pair of high-heeled running shoes (sneakers)!
:grinning:

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I have got this new Band together to give the Over’s 50 something exciting and exhilarating to listen to… while they kinda snooze after there Sunday Roasts…
Obviously Washing up and all clearing up jobbies done first… :thinking: :innocent:

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@DianneWoollie Possibly need just a little more practice, and preferably in private… :rofl:

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Don’t understand this. Will need it explaining to me :clown_face::innocent:

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Hey I’ll have you know my legs aren’t short, they reach the ground :joy: (ok maybe not when I’m sitting down :crazy_face:)

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You don’t happen to have the drummers telephone number do you Di? :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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:sob:

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Yes …but I am loosing faith now in your attitudes…

my hit list is growing…

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