Dianne there used to be a member we called Nom on the other site, who is sadly no longer with us 
He was good fun & would have tried to give us women a hard time on this thread 
& he was an expert on birds ( the feathered kind).
Your photo of the kitten & ice cream, saying Nom Nom Nom, reminded me of him and brought a tear to my eye. Quite a few others on here may remember him… so I hope you have a good supply of tissues! 
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Thought the same Twink, it may just be a coincidence. 
The Jury is still out, forever.
Just really hit home how us females shine…When Sales hit on the local Super U store…
…We Girls know how to hunt out a bargain or Three…
The Fella’s have absoulutley no idea, how cunning we are…nothing wrong on the femminine side of life is there…
we really do see things on the bright side of life…
my buys Three… 1 and half off the normal Price…Brown Black and Navy wiill go well with these. strippy Tops…so the one and half saved I treated Husband to some new PANTS… 
So Pleased with Myself …Husband looked bewildered though… 
Any others found some Bargains, in there Quest…
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Love your Tops Di! But I can’t wear horizontal stripes! I’m far too short! Always vertical stripes for me so I appear slightly taller! I hope hubby was pleased with his pants!
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Yesterday I felt more daring so purchased some Black Stockings and a Unisex T.Shirt…he did stare at the stockings…,ok men will be men regardless of their age…
A while past and I thought I would try on the T.Shirt…but it had gone…asked Husband and he said it is in my Wardrobe…me now.
…what makes you think it is yours…and the final was…can you please leave the hanger there then…
…I had bought it for either of us actually, we are much the same size now he is slim jim… but now it is Mine…so it now goes well with my Navy Jeggings…
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That’s awesome Di 
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The man training I thought was going to Plan, call it A…
Well A has been torn up now…Going for a try at B now.
Washing, do men know anything at all about washing?
Something is missing in the Genes…
sorry had to deep breathe…
I put the 2nd Load in the Washing Machine having put outside the 1st Wash,my clothes, I said can you pull out the line please. He was sitting by the Chalet with Girlze who is such a lap cat now in her retirement years…
Again the training shone through…the line was pulled out the clothes left on the plastic table gone and all pegged out nicely…very nicely…
A while later he came in and said the 2nd lot seem rather dry and are well kind of tacky in places…
excuse me…what 2nd wash, they are on a spin just right now…
and the washing machine was like I said…whizzing around…
He said I don’t think these have been washed very well…
Solved…he had taken out the 2nd lot of clothes before it had even been washed…the washing liquid had been added to the clothes…and now I was doing an extra spin with conditioner with NOTHING in the machine…
I rest my case…
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I do all the laundry in our house including the ironing.
Well, except for some of the more unusual bits of Mrs Zaphod’s attire that I leave her to iron herself which is of course quite possibly my own version of your man training but for females.
As it happens I do all the cooking too and even the shopping and it has nothing to do with training in my case.
Or at least I don’t think it does.
Or have I been trained subliminally?
Nah, it’s because Mrs Zaphod works part of the week so it only seems fair that I do much of the drudgery rather than sitting on my a …, er, derriere.
Well I was astounded to be truefull…
So is the only Defence in the offering ?
sounded very hot and cold…do I now did I now should I, know…
script went a tad pair shaped, didn’t it Zaphead… …if you were to ask me…
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can have some fun with that Bev…
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Oh dear, have I put a proverbial spanner in your works?
And as a married man I’d have to be doubly careful about asking you anything.
No you managed to prove my point though.hahaha
I wonder how many men do that div ver sound…it goes bb bbb bbbb and nothing actually manages to come out as any form of speech…
arrhh maybe fear causes it…
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There was a point?
Musta missed it in a typically male fashion.
If such a sound IS fear then it’s probably fear of the reaction to what we might otherwise say.
Point yes of course…female tongue is a point for a starters…
trouble there again…Men are incapable of thinking in a female way, which is of course organised and efficient…,tasks are done in a clear and precise order…men have very little or none even… imagination…
I do rest my case…
just need to check the washing machine now… 
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Yes, some of us have to as we do it all. Plus all the housework, all the gardening, all the decorating, everything to do with running the car.
Us men are not all like that, you really shouldn’t generalise in that way. I’ve managed everything for decades now and never had to ask for help. In the early days I also worked full-time too and saw my children at weekends, also for holidays and kept them in touch with their grandparents, who were living about 125 miles away, with regular visits.
There is something called equality, and that works both ways as far as I know.
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Haha blimmin haha…you say don’t generalise and yet you also start the Conversation with the proverbial US
…my list of to do’s and done’s would be at least a kilometre longer than your very well put and take my hat off to you, briefly…
…the first alarm went off… was hello Grand dad when the first born and new girlfriend turned up on the doorstep without knowing they were even in the area…
Yes my list would be about equality also …
I rested my case way way back… 
See women poke their nose into every action a man makes, and postulate about their shortcomings. Blokes can’t be arsed to reciprocate.
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I think a secondary “Picket Line” is called for here.
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