marks poems have come a buzz
I hope he knows he cuz???
He has a way with words
Can turn them out like turds
Sometimes they even rhythm
Depends upon the time
I’m on a bourbon fix
I take it with a fix
Perhaps a vodka lime
Would pass away the time
Hello are you in prose?
I need to nose to nose
I maybe can assist
If you are not too much pissed??
Are you on the same stuff as Gumbud?
No, I was one of the mugs who went through the war, its losses of family and years of hardship so your generation could moan about their lot and faulk it all up.
Well spit it out and get it off your chest. Will make for some interesting reading I bet.
He couldn’t write a rose
To spite his bloody nose
He never writes from love
Just junk like boxin glove
I’ve known him man and boy
He used to smash his toy
Why d’ya fink he’s called MKJ?
He only walks one way
Yes one hand on the hip dearie!!
Won’t be embarrassing myself with heartfelt bollux all over a forum.
When I do have my moments they are very private occasions which makes them all the sweeter and potent.
I agree Mark 
some things are best ‘said in person’.
***Please do not resort to personal abuse and ‘name calling’ or your posts will be removed.
Thank you :-).
As this is Mark’s personal thread (and so long as his poems do not refer to anyone else on the forum - whether directly or indirectly) I think Mark should be allowed to say whether he’d rather someone not post in it.
I’ll add the first two people to that list, gumbud and dukeofearl - please stay out of this thread as it’s clear you’re obviously not participating for amicable discussion.
Funny Old Day!
Been a funny old day - but I’ve seen similar
Becoming older creates memories - quite a thriller
But deja vu kicks in more often than not
Spoils things really - makes life not so hot
Wisdom is supposed to be passed on so I have heard
But such knowledge is not welcomed which is absurd
No-one likes to be told anything - to believe your word
So I carry on going through my daily grind
Keeping myself to myself but I’m not kind
I don’t suffer fools gladly or at all in my mind
Dealing with people can be such a bind
Continue as you have done so for so long
To become over 50 you can’t be doing too wrong
So take heart that we do know best
But keep such info close to your chest
F*** em!
Yes…I had already noted that !
If anyone wishes to discuss the actions of the Moderators please contact Admin directly rather than discussing it on the forums.
Thank you.
I have done!
It has been agreed that Gumbud can post in this thread again but please bear in mind offense language will not be tolerated. .
well my goodness that took for ages didn’t it the speed of lighting I’d say.
ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh my god he’s on the cider again
Give me the cider; cider
So I can lie beside her
Give me a flagon of cider
For my cider with rosey lee
When I am dry and sober
I don’t know what to prose her
I need a cider; cider
To love my rosy lee
When I am on the cider
She says I can lie beside her
But when I’m on the sober
She will not lie with me!!
ps: I luvs ya bros much more than those admins and mods do!
Yayyyyyy … all back to what some of us call NORMAL 
Wots with this ‘luv’ I seem to be getting from all and sundry these days? I thought I was mister aloof, mister untouchable. Youse lot are mistaking me for someone else.
:twisted::twisted::twisted:
That’s better Mr. Grumpy. Can’t have you feeling loved, can we. 
