Well come visit 
I am heading your way in November.
I see weird creatures after I have had a few drinks…
What???
In your shed?
I am sure a fox has taken residence in my old one.
Mind you, it could be a unicorn:shock:
If it’s pink and has a horn then I can assure you it’s not a bloody fox, I know about theses things I have seen Natute Watch
I am not going to look:shock:
It makes funny noises at night.:shock:
I make funny noises under the duvet. It doesn’t impress Mrs Rehab
Please don’t tell me you hide tins of Spam under the duvet.
That will finish me off.
Or a gnome…:shock:
Midnight snacks mate, gives me wind though
The clock. yes I said clock, has not struck twelve yet:mrgreen:
November’s fine with me:mrgreen:
You will have PMs by then:lol:
Rehab, be nice to your garden gnome, he is your friend after all.
The way I see it is -
If a noise disturbs your sleep
Open the curtains, take a peep
Twill only be your garden gnome
Doing his best to guard your home.
Standing by the old log pile
With his rosy cheeks and cheeky smile
He’s really like a little mate
Toiling away until it’s late.
And so he stands there day and night
Working under your solar light
And when you feel you’re on your own
You’re not, you have your garden gnome.
There you are my dear.
Don’t you feel a tad more kindly towards him now? 
Mupsy that was so lovely.
Yes I will!
That is lovely Mups!
Haha, thank you ladies. 
Where is that Rehab?
Probably crashed out in his armchair.
I can hear him snoring from here.
Too bad. He’s fun to pick on. :twisted: