Well here we are…in my shed, where I am undertaking a number of scientific experiments in order to solve a number of questions that have been, until now, unexplained.
First of all the extinction of the Dinosaurs.
It has been shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny yet measurable distance from the earth every year, about 4 cm per year…
If you do the maths you can calculate that 85 million years ago the moon was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 25 feet from the earth’s surface. :shock: ( you will need a calculator and a ruler to do the maths ok? )
This obviously explains the death of the dinosaurs. The tallest ones, anyway.
Another thing…
What happens if a big asteroid hits the Earth?
Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog on the workbench in my shed I can tell you it will be pretty bad.:shock:
Thank you for reading, please comment or ask questions I am here most days except for Tuesdays which is Asda day.
Bit bored are we Rehab
And
Any cruelty to frogs - whether committed in private or public - will be reported immediately to the RSPCA and you will discover - you can run but you can’t hide, especially not in your shed - that’s the first place they will look.
Can’t Mrs Rehab find you something useful to do.
It’s a Man Cave thing Summer!
They have to retreat now and again in order to ermmm…
contemplate stuff
Oh and potter…and massage their bruised egos…and play with the hamster…You know that kind of stuff
My hubby has one as well Summer, but I don’t dare go down there, it’s creepy - all sorts of strange implements and tools - heaven knows what they are all for and I never ask (just in case he tells me).
I have lots of ‘just in case stuff’ I keep them in a box labelled, ‘Just in case’ today besides my experiments I have been resorting my tools, I noticed with amazement that I have 3 dibbers:shock: you cant have enough dibbers I suppose.
The glossy art magazines have suffered from the damp, they will need replacing as a matter of priority…yes I am bored…I am at least 3 weeks behind on the gardening and I need a new greenhouse, it’s all go in Rehabs shed today
You never know when you might need a dibber, I have a wooden one which is quite nice, and a red plastic one it’s not my fav though…I think I am going stir crazy…
Mine is also full of tools and stuff being kept “just in case”
Couldn’t get up to any experiments in there though, there’s not enough room what with the bike and the carpet shampooer, the spare hoover, the pressure washer and all the other treasure :shock:
