That’ll teach yer the elf said
" That’ll teach yer" the elf said
“That’s for taking my girlfriend to bed”
" That’ll teach yer" the elf said
“That’s for taking my girlfriend to bed”
After a swift punch on the nose
" That’ll teach yer" the elf said
“That’s for taking my girlfriend to bed”
After a swift punch on the nose
And stamping on his toes
“That’ll teach yer” the elf said
“That’s for taking my girlfriend to bed”
After a swift punch on the nose
And stamping of his toes
He realised he’d been mis led.
So he went round the next day to say sorry
So he went round the next day to say sorry
Then went home to watch Corrie
So he went round the next day to say sorry
Then went home to watch Corrie
Had a glass of Eggnog
So he went round the next day to say sorry
Then went home to watch Corrie
Had a glass of Eggnog
Then fancied a snog
So he went round the next day to say sorry
Then went home to watch Corrie
Had a glass of Eggnog
Then fancied a snog
But no one came forward as quarry.
The piggy said to the horse
The piggy said to the horse
I know can’t help being coarse
The piggy said to the horse
I know can’t help being coarse
But you cr@pped on my head
The piggy said to the horse
I know can’t help being coarse
But you cr@pped on my head
While I was in bed
The piggy said to the horse
I know can’t help being coarse
But you cr@pped on my head
While I was in bed
Quite nice with a little mint sauce
They named Greta as person of the year
They named Greta as person of the year
Not all would agree, I fear
They named Greta as person of the year
Not all would agree, I fear
But she’s only a kid
They named Greta as person of the year
Not all would agree, I fear
But she’s only a kid
Who has flipped her lid
They named Greta as person of the year
Not all would agree, I fear
But she’s only a kid
Who has flipped her lid
Or is she being really sincere?
Our world is dying each day
Our world is dying each day
Ooh don’t be morbid I say
Our world is dying each day
Ooh don’t be morbid I say
Greet each day with a smile