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There was a fat lady called Daisy
So sexy she drove most men crazy
Her curves were so hot
Men loved them a lot
But more detail than that is a bit hazy!

I broke a few ribs in a fall :cold_sweat:

6602

I broke a few ribs in a fall :cold_sweat:
Looks like I shan’t go to the ball

6603

I broke a few ribs in a fall
Looks like I shan’t go to the ball
It really did hurt

6604

I broke a few ribs in a fall
Looks like I shan’t go to the ball
It really did hurt
And I ruined my shirt

6605

I broke a few ribs in a fall
Looks like I shan’t go to the ball
It really did hurt
And I ruined my shirt
Now I’m walking about in a shawl

A friend said now what can I do

6606

A friend said now what can I do
There must be a way to help you

6607

A friend said now what can I do
There must be a way to help you
So I said, “Here’s my list, shall we begin?”

6608

A friend said now what can I do
There must be a way to help you
So I said, “Here’s my list, shall we begin?”
Don’t forget a large bottle of Gin

6609

A friend said now what can I do
There must be a way to help you
So I said, “Here’s my list, shall we begin?”
Don’t forget a large bottle of Gin
And a large slice of gateau to chew

While dunking my biscuits in tea

6610

While dunking my biscuits in tea
I felt something tickle my knee

6611

While dunking my biscuits in tea
I felt something tickle my knee
I let out a shriek

6612

While dunking my biscuits in tea
I felt something tickle my knee
I let out a shriek
And got pecked by the beak
Of my budgie, little Joey.

Would you like a nice cup of tea?

6613

Would you like a nice cup of tea?
Not before bed or i’ll need a wee

6614

Would you like a nice cup of tea?
Not before bed or i’ll need a wee
I would like a beer

6615

Would you like a nice cup of tea?
Not before bed or i’ll need a wee
I would like a beer
To wish you all good cheer

6616

Would you like a nice cup of tea?
Not before bed or i’ll need a wee
I would like beer
To wish you good cheer
I’ve two this morning. 'tween you and me.

6617

I once bought a car second hand

6618

I once bought a car second hand
All shiny and looked rather grand

6619

I once bought a car second hand
All shiny and looked rather grand
Till it got it’s first scratch

6620

I once bought a car second hand
All shiny and looked rather grand
Till it got it’s first scratch
With no paint to match