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Again, there are fireworks tonight
With animals cowering in fright
So cuddles are due
For all but a few
And I hope that puts their world right.

I’m off to bed in a mo

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I’m to bed in a mo,
The stuff on the TV is slow

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I’m to bed in a mo,
The stuff on the TV is slow
Getting to late

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I’m to bed in a mo,
The stuff on the TV is slow
Getting to late
To get a hot date

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I’m to bed in a mo,
The stuff on the TV is slow
Getting to late
To get a hot date
And somewhere that’s nice we can go

The restaurants not fully booked

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The restaurants not fully booked
‘Cos the food there is terribly cooked

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The restaurant is not fully booked
‘Cos the food there is terribly cooked
The waiters are rude

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The restaurant is not fully booked
‘Cos the food there is terribly cooked
The waiters are rude
Their jokes are quite lewd

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The restaurant is not fully booked
‘Cos the food there is terribly cooked
The waiters are rude
Their jokes are quite lewd
So just through the window I looked.

“Last Orders” the Landlord cried

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“Last Orders” the Landlord cried
But we need more booze we all sighed

6591

“Last Orders” The Landlord cried
But we need more booze we all sighed
“I’ve completely sold out!”

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“Last Orders” The Landlord cried
But we need more booze we all sighed
“I’ve completely sold out!”
He said with a pout

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Last Orders” The Landlord cried
But we need more booze we all sighed
“I’ve completely sold out!”
He said with a pout
But after he’d closed said “I lied”

The customers went to a club

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The customers went to a club
To get some booze and some grub

6595

The customers went to a club
To get some booze and some grub
But when they got to the door…

6596

The customers went to a club
To get some booze and some grub
But when they got to the door…
They heard the loudest roar

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The customers went to a club
To get some booze and some grub
But when they got to the door…
They heard the loudest roar
And so they all started to blub

There was a fat lady called Daisy

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There was a fat lady called Daisy
So sexy she drove most men crazy

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There was a fat lady called Daisy
So sexy she drove most men crazy
Her curves were so hot

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There was a fat lady called Daisy
So sexy she drove most men crazy
Her curves were so hot
Men loved them a lot