Limericks. (New)

He offered to put it to sleep
You can’t do that she did weep
But 'tis the best thing
You could hold him and sing

He offered to put it to sleep
You can’t do that she did weep
But 'tis the best thing
You could hold him and sing
Or just grab him and run into the deep :sleepy:

A very old man from France

A very old man from France
Decided to learn how to dance

A very old man from France
Decided to learn how to dance
To classes he did go

Deleted mine. @Last_Tango @paula posted just after mine. Will go with hers

A very old man from France
Decided to learn how to dance
To classes he did go
And really put on quite a show

A very old man from France
Decided to learn how to dance
To classes he did go
And really put on quite a show
But everything was far to advanced

So he thought he’d try something sedate

And went online seeking a date

Sorry, not quite got the knack of copying over previous line*s)

he found a young girl

@Last_Tango Deleted Doctor beat me to it

So he thought he’d try something sedate
And went online seeking a date
He found a young girl
Who set him a whirl

Don’t worry about it. I copied and pasted but it inserted it as a quote. I just deleted and pasted again and it inserted it as text :smiley:

Thanks, I too tried that and came up with thecquotes.

So he thought he’d try something sedate
And went online seeking a date
He found a young girl
Who set him a whirl
But she wandered off with his best mate

A new friend he needed to find

Someone who was decent and kind

A new friend he needed to find
Someone who was decent and kind
It was difficult at first

A new friend he needed to find
Someone who was decent and kind
It was difficult at first
And he wasn’t well versed

A new friend he needed to find
Someone who was decent and kind
It was difficult at first
And he wasn’t well versed
He went mad and totally lost his mind

So to an asylum he was taken