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5881

I am losing the plot with this now!:smiley:

5882

You’re not alone Tabby. :slight_smile:

5883

I blame the newbies. :062:

5884

His task was so simple to do
Feeding the monkeys at the zoo
But he soon got the sack

5885

His task was so simple to do
Feeding the monkeys at the zoo
But he soon got the sack
Put those monkeys back

5886

His task was so simple to do
Feeding the monkeys at the zoo
But he soon got the sack
Put those monkeys back
Too late!! He got covered in poo.

It took him so long to get clean

5887

It took him so long to get clean
Then off he went to the canteen

5888

It took him so long to get clean
Then off he went to the canteen
The waitress said “Phew!”

5889

It took him so long to get clean
Then off he went to the canteen
The waitress said “Phew!”
“You still smell of poo”

5890

It took him so long to get clean
Then off he went to the canteen
The waitress said “Phew”
You still smell of poo
You’re really not fit to be seen

So off for a sulk he did go

5891

So off for a sulk he did go
Out came his Tool, just to Mow

5892

So off for a sulk he did go
Out came his Tool, just to Mow
Mowing fast, all of his grass

5893

So off for a sulk he did go
Out came his Tool, just to Mow
Mowing fast, all of his grass
On the last line I will pass

5894

So off for a sulk he did go
Out came his Tool, just to Mow
Mowing fast, all of his grass
On the last line I will pass
Because this one doesn’t go with the flow

There was a young girl from Tibet

5895

There was a young girl from Tibet
Who took her wee cat to the vet

5896

There was a young girl from Tibet
Who took her wee cat to the vet
Her cat was a trifle wild

5897

There was a young girl from Tibet
Who took her wee cat to the vet
Her cat was a trifle wild
Worse than even a child

5898

There was a young girl from Tibet
Who took her wee cat to the vet
Her cat was a trifle wild
Worse than even a child
Thus the vet thought it too big a threat

He offered to put it to sleep

5899

He offered to put it to sleep
You can’t do that she did weep

5900

He offered to put it to sleep
“You can’t do that, she did weep”
“But 'tis the best thing”