Limericks. (New)

:023: Excellent. :smiley:

Then Tabs had a strop
whacked Dongles - full stop!

Then Tabs had a strop
whacked Dongles - full stop!
His ear turned bright red

Then Tabs had a strop
whacked Dongles - full stop!
His ear turned bright red
“Cut that out!”, Dongles said

Then Tabs had a strop
whacked Dongles - full stop!
His ear turned bright red
“Cut that out!”, Dongles said
No I’ll carry on til you drop

Dongles let out a cry

Dongles let out a cry
which we ignored and carried on by

Dongles let out a cry
which we ignored and carried on by
Won’t someone please help

Dongles let out a cry
which we ignored and carried on by
Won’t someone please help
As he gave another yelp

Dongles let out a cry
which we ignored and carried on by
Won’t someone please help
As he gave another yelp
She meowed, and purred till he died

There was a huge pile of bricks

Dongles let out a cry
which we ignored and carried on by
Won’t someone please help
As he gave another yelp
so with a stick we poked him in the eye!

On a dark and stormy night

There was a huge pile of bricks
and rubble, rubbish and sticks!

you just killed him tabs
your in cuffs now
:wink:

There was a huge pile of bricks
and rubble, rubbish and sticks
under lay a super trap

There was a huge pile of bricks
and rubble, rubbish and sticks
under lay a super trap
Where Wooley was taking a nap

There was a huge pile of bricks
and rubble, rubbish and sticks
under lay a super trap
Where Wooley was taking a nap
After having her Fix.

There was a young man from Kent

There was a young man from Kent.
He fell and then went a bit slightly bent

There was a young man from Kent.
He fell and then went a bit slightly bent
He shouted who left that there

There was a young man from Kent.
He fell and then went a bit slightly bent
He shouted who left that there
then he began to swear

There was a young man from Kent.
He fell and then went a bit slightly bent
He shouted who left that there
then he began to swear
Then swore, as off he went.

On a dull misty morn in July

On a dull misty morn in July
Something odd appeared high in the sky