Limericks. (New)

Judd · 24 July 2021 14:15

Excellent.

SilverTabby · 24 July 2021 14:47

Then Tabs had a strop
whacked Dongles - full stop!

Mups · 24 July 2021 16:27

Then Tabs had a strop
whacked Dongles - full stop!
His ear turned bright red

Last_Tango · 24 July 2021 16:29

Then Tabs had a strop
whacked Dongles - full stop!
His ear turned bright red
“Cut that out!”, Dongles said

Chillie6 · 24 July 2021 16:30

Then Tabs had a strop
whacked Dongles - full stop!
His ear turned bright red
“Cut that out!”, Dongles said
No I’ll carry on til you drop

Dongles let out a cry

SilverTabby · 24 July 2021 17:03

Dongles let out a cry
which we ignored and carried on by

Chillie6 · 24 July 2021 17:14

Dongles let out a cry
which we ignored and carried on by
Won’t someone please help

Judd · 24 July 2021 19:16

Dongles let out a cry
which we ignored and carried on by
Won’t someone please help
As he gave another yelp

DianneWoollie · 24 July 2021 19:45

Dongles let out a cry
which we ignored and carried on by
Won’t someone please help
As he gave another yelp
She meowed, and purred till he died

There was a huge pile of bricks

SilverTabby · 24 July 2021 19:49

Dongles let out a cry
which we ignored and carried on by
Won’t someone please help
As he gave another yelp
so with a stick we poked him in the eye!

On a dark and stormy night

SilverTabby · 24 July 2021 19:51

There was a huge pile of bricks
and rubble, rubbish and sticks!

DianneWoollie · 24 July 2021 19:51

you just killed him tabs…your in cuffs now…

DianneWoollie · 24 July 2021 19:56

There was a huge pile of bricks
and rubble, rubbish and sticks
under lay a super trap

Longdogs · 24 July 2021 20:17

There was a huge pile of bricks
and rubble, rubbish and sticks
under lay a super trap
Where Wooley was taking a nap

Mups · 24 July 2021 23:28

There was a huge pile of bricks
and rubble, rubbish and sticks
under lay a super trap
Where Wooley was taking a nap
After having her Fix.

There was a young man from Kent

DianneWoollie · 24 July 2021 23:37

There was a young man from Kent.
He fell and then went a bit slightly bent

Chillie6 · 25 July 2021 09:10

There was a young man from Kent.
He fell and then went a bit slightly bent
He shouted who left that there

SilverTabby · 25 July 2021 10:43

There was a young man from Kent.
He fell and then went a bit slightly bent
He shouted who left that there
then he began to swear

Mups · 25 July 2021 11:15

There was a young man from Kent.
He fell and then went a bit slightly bent
He shouted who left that there
then he began to swear
Then swore, as off he went.

On a dull misty morn in July

EZ_Rider · 25 July 2021 13:39

On a dull misty morn in July
Something odd appeared high in the sky