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5601

A young girl down at the gym
Wanted to be so fit and slim
But try as she might
Her clothes were still tight

5602

A young girl down at the gym
Wanted to be so fit and slim
But try as she might
Her clothes were still tight
So she decided to cut off a limb
 :shock:

She immediately lost over two stone

5603

She immediately lost over two stone
has saggy skin, boy can she moan

5604

She immediately lost over two stone
Has saggy skin, boy can she moan
A beautiful face

5605

She immediately lost over two stone
Has saggy skin, boy can she moan
A beautiful face
and she’s all dressed in lace

5606

She immediately lost over two stone
Has saggy skin, boy can she moan
A beautiful face
and she’s all dressed in lace
But she has gained another 3 stone

There must be a reason why

5607

There must be a reason why
As she stepped off the scales with a sigh

5608

There must be a reason why
As she stepped off the scales with a sigh
She said “Why can’t I shift it?”

5609

There must be a reason why
As she stepped off the scales with a sigh
She said “Why can’t I shift it?”
Hoist it and lift it


5610

There must be a reason why
As she stepped off the scales with a sigh
She said “Why can’t I shift it?”
Hoist it and lift it

Oh why oh why oh why

I can’t fathom this out

5611

I can’t fathom this out
Depth of Water, what’s all that about

5612

I can’t fathom this out
Depth of Water, what’s all that about
If you can’t touch the bottom

5613

I can’t fathom this out
Depth of Water, what’s all that about
If you can’t touch the bottom
Well, that’s pretty rotten

5614

I can’t fathom this out
Depth of Water, what’s all that about
If you can’t touch the bottom
Well, that’s pretty rotten
I’m scared and I want to get out

Stop pulling my chain

5615

Stop pulling my chain
It’s causing me pain

5616

Stop pulling my chain
It’s causing me pain
All the way down my leg

5617

whoops

5618

Stop pulling my chain
It’s causing me pain
All the way down my leg

Is that really what I read


5619

Think we’ve gone a bit wrong.
This one doesn’t make sense and doesn’t rhyme either?

Shall we start again . .?

5620

I would suggest one or two of the newer members don’t fully understand what a Limerick is Mups. Maybe they should go back to page one and read the OP information.

There was a young lady from Devon