She said cross my palm
I said no way ma’am
For my future I don’t want to know
So you’d best turn around and go
Before it can do any harm
Apparently it’s Intentional Ladies’ Day
Apparently it’s Intentional Ladies’ Day
So we’re keeping you men out the way 
Apparently it’s Intentional Ladies’ Day
So we’re keeping you men out the way
No chance of that says I
Apparently it’s Intentional Ladies’ Day
So we’re keeping you men out the way
No chance of that says I
You would - because you’re a guy
Apparently it’s Intentional Ladies’ Day
So we’re keeping you men out the way
No chance of that says I
You would - because you’re a guy
Now 'oppit, is what I say. 
Easter eggs are in the shops
Easter eggs are in the shops
For me, Thorntons is tops
Easter eggs are in the shops
For me, Thorntons is tops
My favourite is Lindt
Easter eggs are in the shops
For me, Thorntons is tops
My favourite is Lindt
Who make one in mint
Easter eggs are in the shops
For me Thorntons is tops
My favourite is Lindt
Who make one in mint
And full of little mint drops
There’s hot cross buns as well
There’s hot cross buns as well
Wonder what else they’ll sell?
There’s hot cross buns as well
Wonder what else they’ll sell?
Chocolate logs? surely not!
There’s hot cross buns as well
Wonder what else they’ll sell?
Chocolate logs? surely not!
And plastic flowers in a pot
There’s hot cross buns as well
Wonder what else they’ll sell?
Chocolate logs? surely not!
And plastic flowers in a pot
All are my idea of hell
A chocolate egg wouldn’t go amiss
A chocolate egg wouldn’t go amiss
I think it would be absolute bliss
A chocolate egg wouldn’t go amiss
I think it would be absolute bliss
The bigger the better!
A chocolate egg wouldn’t go amiss
I think it would be absolute bliss
The bigger the better!
And shaped like a setter
A chocolate egg wouldn’t go amiss
I think it would be absolute bliss
The bigger the better!
And shaped like a setter
Then I might even give you a kiss. 
When Fred said “What is for tea?”
When Fred said “What is for tea?”
Gladis replied “eggs, for you and me”
When Fred said “What is for tea?”
Gladys replied “eggs, for you and me”
Does that come with bacon too?
When Fred said “What is for tea?”
Gladys replied “eggs, for you and me”
Does that come with bacon too?
“Only for me - not you”