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Old Trumpy’s been banned from Twitter
About that, he feels very bitter

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Old Trumpy’s been banned from Twitter
About that, he feels very bitter
So an alternative he will start

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Old Trumpy’s been banned from Twitter
About that, he feels very bitter
So an alternative he will start
but no sane being will take part

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Old Trumpy’s been banned from Twitter
About that, he feels very bitter
So an alternative he will start
but no sane being will take part
Now all in his life is not glitter.

Mups wanted to move to the coast

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Mups wanted to move to the coast
but confused with the sign post.

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Mups wanted to move to the coast
But confused with the sign post.
She headed inland

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Mups wanted to move to the coast
But confused with the sign post.
She headed inland
Which was totally unplanned

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Mups wanted to move to the coast
But confused with the sign post.
She headed inland
Which was totally unplanned
Although she’d tried her upmost.

So she stopped and looked for her map

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So she stopped and looked for her map
Couldn’t find it so got in a flap

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So she stopped and looked for her map
Couldn’t find it so got in a flap
Was it East or West

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So she stopped and looked for her map
Couldn’t find it so got in a flap
Was it East or West
Which one was best?

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So she stopped and looked for her map
Couldn’t find it so got in a flap
Was it East or West
Which one was best?
Totally lost, she settled down for a nap

After her refreshing kip

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After her refreshing kip
She tried again to finish her trip

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After her refreshing kip
She tried again to finish her trip
But try as she might

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After her refreshing kip
She tried again to finish her trip
But try as she might
She still had a plight

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After her refreshing kip
She tried again to finish her trip
But try as she might
She still had a plight
And ended up at the Barnsley Tip

Remembering the sun rose in the East

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Remembering the sun rose in the East
And her atlas page was all creased

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Remembering the sun rose in the East
And her atlas page was all creased
she turned West - big mistake

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Remembering the sun rose in the East
And her atlas page was all creased
she turned West - big mistake
Then saw floating down, the first snowflake

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Remembering the sun rose in the East
And her atlas page was all creased
she turned West - big mistake
Then saw floating down, the first snowflake
So turned home to escape the beast.

Holding hands as they walked along
The old gentleman humming a song