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4301

He decided to chance his arm
And practiced all his old charm
So he zip wired to her house
But alas, she had a spouse

4302

He decided to chance his arm
And practiced all his old charm
So he zip wired to her house
But alas, she had a spouse
Who had installed a window alarm

The police were alerted straight away

4303

The police were alerted straight away
And they arrived with a pepper spray

4304

The police were alerted straight away
And they arrived with a pepper spray
Because he wasn’t wearing a mask

4305

The police were alerted straight away
And they arrived with a pepper spray
Because he wasn’t wearing a mask
They really had to ask

4306

The police were alerted straight away
And they arrived with a pepper spray
Because he wasn’t wearing a mask
They really had to ask
the silly twerp to move away!

On a boat somewhere at sea

4307

On a boat somewhere at sea
Sat Mups and Silver Tab-by

4308

On a boat somewhere at sea
Sat Mups and Silver Tab-by
Tied up, wearing concrete shoes

4309

On a boat somewhere at sea
Sat Mups and Silver Tab-by
Tied up, wearing concrete shoes
Plied with a bottle of booze

4310

On a boat somewhere at sea
Sat Mups and Silver Tab-by
Tied up, wearing concrete shoes
Plied with a bottle of booze
As the men rubbed their hands with glee.

Then a huge wave came into view

4311

Then a huge wave came into view
And out of the boat they both flew

4312

Then a huge wave came into view
And out of the boat they both flew
They grabbed hold of a buoy

4313

Then a huge wave came into view
And out of the boat they both flew
They grabbed hold of a buoy
but found it was only a toy

4314

Then a huge wave came into view
And out of the boat they both flew
They grabbed hold of a buoy
but found it was only a toy
When along came the lifeboat and crew.

So, hauled aboard by a strapping young lad

4315

So, hauled aboard by a strapping young lad
His mate was gorgeous too, may I add

4316

So, hauled aboard by a strapping young lad
His mate was gorgeous too, may I add
they made the males on LTP look tame

4317

So, hauled aboard by a strapping young lad
His mate was gorgeous too, may I add
They made the males on LTP look tame
Did they think you were on the game?

4318

So, hauled aboard by a strapping young lad
His mate was gorgeous too, may I add
They made the males on LTP look tame
Did they think you were on the game?
Well, they chucked them back in and I’m glad. :-p

Old Trumpy’s been banned from Twitter

4319

So, hauled aboard by a strapping young lad
His mate was gorgeous too, may I add
They made the males on LTP look tame
Did they think you were on the game?
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Whoops. you beat me to it, Dongle. :smiley:

4320

that’s good. :lol::lol: