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#7319

The landlord started to grin
He shouted, "Get yer last orders in!
I said “ang on a mo!”
It’s my round ya know
We’ll all have a very large gin.

There was a donkey on the beach

#7320

There was a donkey on the beach
Who let out a terrible screech

#7321

There was a donkey on the beach
Who let out a terrible screech
Someone trod on his hoof

#7322

There was a donkey on the beach
Who let out a terrible screech
Someone trod on his hoof
My dog gave a woof

#7323

There was a donkey on the beach
Who let out a terrible screech
Someone trod on his hoof
My dog gave a woof
And the donkey ran out of reach.

The sky turned black, the rain poured down.

#7324

The sky turned black, the rain poured down.
I put up my brolly and headed into town

#7325

The sky turned black, the rain poured down.
I put up my brolly and headed into town
The brolly leaked and in poured the rain

#7326

The sky turned black, the rain poured down.
I put up my brolly and headed into town
The brolly leaked and in poured the rain
I’d have stayed at home if I had half a brain

#7327

The sky turned black, the rain poured down.
I put up my brolly and headed into town
The brolly leaked and in poured the rain
I’d have stayed at home if I had half a brain
I’m going home, before I drown!

There was an old butchers in York

#7328

There was an old butchers in York
A favourite place to get pork.

#7329

There was an old butchers in York
A favourite place to get pork
Or a kilo of mince

#7330

There was an old Butcher’s in York
A favourite place to get pork
Or a kilo of mince
From the chappie called Vince

#7331

There was an old Butcher’s in York
A favourite place to get pork
Or a kilo of mince
From the chappie called Vince
He gives you the meat with a fork

I’m coming to see you right now

#7332

I’m coming to see you right now
I’ve a problem with the old cow

#7333

I’m coming to see you right now
I’ve a problem with the old cow
It’s got a small leak

#7334

I’m coming to see you right now
I’ve a problem with the old cow
It’s got a small leak
It looks like a freak

#7335

I’m coming to see you right now
I’ve got a problem with the old cow
It’s got a small leak
It looks like a freak
I did it but I don’t know how.

#7336

While in the woods early today

#7337

While in the woods early today
I saw a fox eating it’s prey

#7338

While in the woods early today
I saw a fox eating it’s prey
An unpleasant sight