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#7885

Once upon a time in the South

#7886

Once upon a time in the South
A man loved a lady from Louth

#7887

Once upon a time in the South
A man loved a lady from Louth
He travelled each week

#7888

Once upon a time in the South
A man loved a lady from Louth
He travelled each week
just to kiss her cheek

#7889

Once upon a time in the South
A man loved a lady from Louth
He travelled each week
just to kiss her cheek
He just didn’t fancy her mouth :lips:

Once upon a time in the West

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#7890

Once upon a time in the West
Where most men wear a string vest

#7891

Once upon a time in the West
Where most men wear a string vest
EZ strained his sprouts

#7892

Once upon a time in the West
Where most men wear a string vest
EZ strained his sprouts
Of that have no doubts

#7893

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Once upon a time in the West
Where most men wear a string vest
EZ strained his sprouts
Of that have no doubts,
then added some strong lemon zest

Walking on the moors in the North

#7894

Walking on the moors in the North
I was wishing it was Mawgan Porth

#7895

Walking on the moors in the North
I was wishing it was Mawgan Porth
Shouting och aye the noo

#7896

Waking on the moors in the North
I was wishing it was Mawgan Porth
Shouting och aye the noo
You know, like you do

#7897

[quote=“EZ_Rider, post:7896, topic:58188, full:true”]
Waking on the moors in the North
I was wishing it was Mawgan Porth
Shouting och aye the noo
You know, like you do
Especially on the Firth of Forth

The doctor said how do you feel

#7898

The Doctor said How do you feel
I said If only these bruises would heal

#7899

The Doctor said How do you feel
I said If only these bruises would heal
Doc said oh dear

#7900

The Doctor said How do you feel
I said If only these bruises would heal
Doc said oh dear
The reason is clear

#7901

The Doctor said How do you feel
I said If only these bruises would heal
Doc said Oh dear
The reason is clear
You should never steal your wife’s meal.

#7902

While walking the dog through the park,

#7903

While walking the dog through the park
I knew it was wrong, it was dark

#7904

While walking the dog through the park
I knew it was wrong, it was dark
I slipped on the mud
Went down with a thud
And all my dog did was to bark.

I thought I should finish it.