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Once upon a time in the South

Once upon a time in the South
A man loved a lady from Louth

Once upon a time in the South
A man loved a lady from Louth
He travelled each week

Once upon a time in the South
A man loved a lady from Louth
He travelled each week
just to kiss her cheek

Once upon a time in the South
A man loved a lady from Louth
He travelled each week
just to kiss her cheek
He just didn’t fancy her mouth :lips:

Once upon a time in the West

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Once upon a time in the West
Where most men wear a string vest

Once upon a time in the West
Where most men wear a string vest
EZ strained his sprouts

Once upon a time in the West
Where most men wear a string vest
EZ strained his sprouts
Of that have no doubts

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Once upon a time in the West
Where most men wear a string vest
EZ strained his sprouts
Of that have no doubts,
then added some strong lemon zest

Walking on the moors in the North

Walking on the moors in the North
I was wishing it was Mawgan Porth

Walking on the moors in the North
I was wishing it was Mawgan Porth
Shouting och aye the noo

Waking on the moors in the North
I was wishing it was Mawgan Porth
Shouting och aye the noo
You know, like you do

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Waking on the moors in the North
I was wishing it was Mawgan Porth
Shouting och aye the noo
You know, like you do
Especially on the Firth of Forth

The doctor said how do you feel

The Doctor said How do you feel
I said If only these bruises would heal

The Doctor said How do you feel
I said If only these bruises would heal
Doc said oh dear

The Doctor said How do you feel
I said If only these bruises would heal
Doc said oh dear
The reason is clear

The Doctor said How do you feel
I said If only these bruises would heal
Doc said Oh dear
The reason is clear
You should never steal your wife’s meal.

While walking the dog through the park,

While walking the dog through the park
I knew it was wrong, it was dark

While walking the dog through the park
I knew it was wrong, it was dark
I slipped on the mud
Went down with a thud
And all my dog did was to bark.

I thought I should finish it.