A nice sunny Sunday for once
No no no Judd, that’s no good, hardly anything rhymes with that. Now stop being difficult and write a proper one. 
A nice sunny Sunday for once
So am getting some sun to me bonce
A nice sunny Sunday for once
So i’m getting some sun on me bonce
Make sure you use cream
A nice sunny Sunday for once
So i’m getting some sun on me bonce
Make sure you use cream
To keep you lookin reem
A nice sunny Sunday for once
So i’m getting some sun on me bonce
Make sure you use cream
To keep you looking reem
Then you skin will be just like Beyoncé.
A lady I met in the park
A lady I met in the park
Said do you fancy having a lark?
A lady I met in the park
Said do you fancy having a lark?
Well, what could I do
A lady I met in the park
Said do you fancy having a lark?
Well, what could I do
She was lovely to view
A lady I met in the park
Said do you fancy having a lark?
Well, what could I do
She was lovely to view
And we were still there when it was dark.
Enough of these bawdy verses
Enough of these bawdy verses 
The do get worses and worses 
Enough of these bawdy verses
They do get worses and worses
But we do like some fun
Enough of these bawdy verses
They do get worses and worses
But we do like some fun
In the heat of the sun
Enough of these bawdy verses
They do get worses and worses
But we do like some fun
In the heat of the sun
Playing old games like doctors and nurses.
I went for a trip to the city
Enough of these bawdy verses
They do get worses and worses
But we do like some fun
In the heat of the sun
And sometimes one or two little curses.
I had some nice salmon for tea
I went for a trip to the city
To find myself someone pretty
Oi you! What was wrong with the salmon I had for tea in the previous post??? :twisted:
Bloomin’ cheek of the man. 
I think we both ended the previous rhyme at the same time Mups and started two different lines.
I went for a trip to the city
To find myself someone pretty
But my luck wasn’t in
I went for a trip to the city
To find myself someone pretty
But my luck wasn’t in
So I committed no sin
(sorry Tezza, I thought it was our Judd messing about). 