Just back from shopping in town
Just back from shopping in town
Put your feet up, have a sit down
Just back from shopping in town
Put your feet up, have a sit down
Then a curry tonight
Just back from shopping in town
Put your feet up, have a sit down
Then a curry tonight
Making wind for a kite.
Just back from shopping in town
Put your feet up, have a sit down
Then a curry tonight
Making wind for a kite
“Is that what you do” - I say with a frown. 
Tomorrow tis the village fete
Tomorrow is the village fete
And I’m hoping to go with me mate
Tomorrow is the village fete
And I hoping to go with me mate
There’s crafts and stalls (hi tezza)
Tomorrow is the village fete
And I hoping to go with me mate
There’s crafts and stalls (hi tezza)
And hope there’s no squalls. (Hi Mups)
Tomorrow is the village fete
And I am hoping to go with me mate
There’s crafts and stalls
And hope there’s no squalls
Must get there before it’s too late.
A hermit who lived in a cave
A hermit who lived in a cave
Decided to go to a rave.
A hermit who lived in a cave
Decided to go to a rave
His best loincloth he donned
A hermit who lived in a cave
Decided to go to a rave
His best loincloth he donned
He thought he was James Bond
hermit who lived in a cave
Decided to go to a rave
His best loincloth he donned
He thought he was James Bond
But his reputation he decided to save.
Ben’s stag party was in full swing
Ben’s stag party was in full swing
When his waistband suddenly went ping
Ben’s stag party was in full swing
When his waistband suddenly went ping
His trousers fell down
Ben’s stag party was in full swing
When his waistband suddenly went ping
His trousers fell down
People stared with a frown
Ben’s stag party was in full swing
When his waistband suddenly went ping
His trousers fell down
People stared with a frown
Because they had a good view of his dingaling