Our Judd’s layed in bed all day
Chance would be a fine thing I say
Then has he been working hard?
Our Judd’s laid in bed all day
Chance would be a fine thing I say
Then has he been working hard?
Yes, and by hard graft I’m scarred
Our Judd’s laid in bed all day
Chance would be a fine thing I say
Then has he been working hard?
Yes, and by hard graft I’m scarred
Now home in your bed you can lay.
A tramp who lived in the wood
A tramp who lived in the wood
Became friends with Robin Hood
A tramp who lived in the wood
Became friends with Robin Hood
He asked “Have you made Marian?”
Ooh, I can’t rhyme with Marian, EZ?
Tezza, where are you? 
A tramp who lived in the wood
Became friends with Robin Hood
He asked “Have you made Marian?”
While cooking some carrion
A tramp who lived in the wood
Became friends with Robin Hood
He asked “Have you made Marian?”
While cooking some carrion
Robin said “No, but I think that I should.”
A mouse and a rat had a race
A mouse and a rat had a race
They set off toot sweet at a pace
A mouse and a rat had a race
They set off toot sweet at a pace
But before they’d gone far
A mouse and a rat had a race
They set off toot sweet at a pace
But before they’d gone far
They got hit by a car
A mouse and a rat had a race
They set off toot sweet at a pace
But before they’d gone far
They got hit by a car
The vermin fuzz are now on the case.
You gonna start the next one EZ?
There was a young lady from Wick
There was a young lady from Wick
Who liked to walk with a stick
There was a young lady from Wick
Who liked to walk with a stick
But the stick it got broke
There was a young lady from Wick
Who liked to walk with a stick
But the stick it got broke
So her friend she couldn’t poke
There was a young lady from Wick
Who liked to walk with a stick
But the stick it got broke
So her friend she couldn’t poke
And she had to make do with a lick.