I went for a trip to the city
To find myself someone pretty
But my luck wasn’t in
So I committed no sin
And that is the end of this ditty
Judd messing about ? Surely not. 
I had some nice salmon for tea 
I had some nice salmon for tea
There was enough for me and thee
We have a saying up North. Only bums keep seats. 
Tezza was clearly before you so had the honour of starting the next rhyme. :-p
Had some nice salmon for tea
There was enough for me and thee
But there were too many bones
Had some nice salmon for tea
There was enough for me and thee
But there were too many bones
So I had ice cream in cones
Had some nice salmon for tea
There was enough for me and thee
But there were too many bones
So I had ice cream in cones
As I walked on the beach by the sea
There was a big storm in the night
The was a big storm in the night
It did give me a terrible fright
The was a big storm in the night
It did give me a terrible fright
With hailstones and rain
There was a big storm in the night
It did give me a terrible fright
With hailstones and rain
Nearly drove me insane
There was a big storm in the night
It did give me a terrible fright
With hailstones and rain
Nearly drove me insane
So hid under the covers till light
Am listening to the fratching next door
Am listening to the fratching next door
So what do you think that’s for?
Listening to the fratching next door
So what do you think that’s for?
Does he mean fracking?
Listening to the fratching next door
So what do you think that’s for?
Does he mean fracking?
No. To Google get cracking
]Listening to the fratching next door
So what do you think that’s for?
Does he mean fracking?
No. To Google get cracking
They’re 'avin a tiff n wot for!
Do you like to shout in a fratch?
Do you like to shout in a fratch?
Great!, love a real slanging match
Do you like to shout in a fratch?
Great!, love a real slanging match
I prefer perfect peace
Do you like to shout in a fratch?
Great!, love a real slanging match
I prefer perfect peace
Oh please make it cease
Do you like to shout in a fratch?
Great! love a real slanging match
I prefer perfect peace
Oh please make it cease
I’d go, but leave the door on the latch. 