Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
1821

I fancy some garlic bread
Then eat a whole loaf while in bed
Nooo, think of the crumbs
That should be in our tums
Then at least you should be well fed

1822

While watching some dross on TV

1823

While watching some dross on tv
I looked, and who guess who I see

1824

While watching some dross on tv
I looked, and who guess who I see
A star from a soap

1825

While watching some dross on tv
I looked, and guess who I see
A star from a soap
His name was Bob Hope

1826

While watching some dross on tv
I looked, and guess who I see
A star from a soap
His name was Bob Hope
Who got paid a very large fee

I went out to lunch with a mate

1827

I went out to lunch with a mate
Then he told me he’d got us a date

1828

I went out to lunch with a mate
Then he told me he’d got us a date
But he never showed up

1829

I went out to lunch with a mate
Then he told me he’d got us a date
But he never showed up
he had sold me a pup

1830

I went out to lunch with a mate
Then he told me he’d got us a date
But he never showed up
he had sole me a pup
So bang went me date - that’s fate.

1831

I think I could fancy a cruise

1832

I think I could fancy a cruise
With plenty to eat and good booze

1833

I think I could fancy a cruise
With plenty to eat and good booze
The sparkling blue sea

1834

I think I could fancy a cruise
With plenty to eat and good booze
The sparkling blue sea
And champagne with your tea

1835

I think I could fancy a cruise
With plenty to eat and good booze
The sparkling blue sea
And champagne with your tea
Sounds good - now which one shall I choose.

1836

Ooh it’s so hot - I need some fresh air

1837

Ooh it’s so hot - I need some fresh air
In the shade to escape the suns glare

1838

Ooh it’s so hot - I need some fresh air
In the shade to escape the sun’s glare
With an iced G & T

1839

Ooh it’s so hot - I need some fresh air
In the shade to escape the sun’s glare
With an iced G & T
And another for me

1840

Ooh it’s so hot - I need some fresh air
In the shade to escape the sun’s glare
With an iced G & T
And another for me
You can get sloshed without any care