Limerick (Part 4)

Some kind of pasta for tea?

Some kind of pasta for tea?
Ooh yummy, add a bit extra for me :slight_smile:

Some kind of pasta for tea?
Ooh yummy, add a bit extra for me :slight_smile:
Bolognese can be nice

Some kind of pasta for tea?
Oh yummy, add a bit extra for me
Bolognese can be nice
You might then entice

Some kind of pasta for tea?
Oh yummy, add a bit extra for me
Bolognese can be nice
You might then entice
Forget that, I’m having curr-ee :slight_smile:

Oi, you sloped off without starting the next one again? :roll:

Looks like it . . . he’s always doing that . . .

Today on my way to the tip

Today on my way to the tip
I slipped, gave myself a fat lip

Today on my way to the tip
I slipped, gave myself a fat lip
I dumped the black bag

Today on my way to the tip
I slipped, gave myself a fat lip
I dump[ed the black bag
As it started to sag

Today on my way to the tip
I slipped, gave myself a fat lip
I dumped the black bag
As it started to sag
Slipped again and then did a back flip.

I’m feeling quite accident-prone

I’m feeling quite accident prone
Why? You been in trouble at home?

I’m feeling quite accident-prone
Why? You been in trouble at home?
No more than is norm

I’m feeling quite accident prone
Why? You been in trouble at home?
No more than is norm
It’s because it’s so warm

I’m feeling quite accident prone
Why? You been in trouble at home?
No more than is norm
It’s because it’s so warm
Make certain you don’t break a bone

It seems there’s some rain on the way

It seems there is rain on the way
I’m hoping it’s after the play

It seems there is rain on the way
I’m hoping it’s after the play
But what if it pours

It seems there is rain on the way
I’m hoping it’s after the play
But what if it pours
Then I’ll stay indoors

It seems there is rain on the way
I’m hoping it’s after the play
But what if it pours
Then I’ll stay indoors
And watch Wimbledon all the day.