A caver went down a large hole
And in doing so, dropped his pole
Down the cavern it fell
A caver went down a large hole
And in doing so, dropped his pole
Down the cavern it fell
With a splash hit a well
A caver went down a large hole
And in doing so, dropped his pole
Down the cavern it fell
With a splash hit a well,
And while searching, he discovered coal.
A car mechanic from Wick
A car mechanic from Wick
Kept playing with his dipstick
A car mechanic from Wick
Kept playing with his dipstick 
He fiddled all day
A car mechanic from Wick
Kept playing with his dipstick
He fiddled all day
Then he heard someone say
A car mechanic from Wick
Kept playing with his dipstick
He fiddled all day
Then he heard someone say -
“Leave it be, you’ll make yerself sick.”
A young we know from the dales
A young we know from the dales
Was good at telling tales
A young man we know from the dales
Was good at telling tales
He’s spin some right porkies
A young man we know from the dales
Was good at telling tales
He’s spun some right porkies
Mainly about Yorkies
A young man we know from the dales
Was good at telling tales
He’s spun some right porkies
Mainly about yorkies
It seems like he’s gone off the rails
I spent the day mowing the lawn
A young man we know from the dales
Was good at telling tales
He’s spun some right porkies
Mainly about Yorkies
And then went off to the sales.
Two lovers had a kiss and a cuddle
Two lovers had a kiss and a cuddle
Though their lives were a bit of a muddle
Two lovers had a kiss and a cuddle
Though their lives were a bit of a muddle
They wanted to wed
Two lovers had a kiss and a cuddle
Though their lives were a bit of a muddle
They wanted to wed
He was easily led
Two lovers had a kiss and a cuddle
Though their lives were a bit of a muddle
They wanted to wed
He was easily led
And she got very befuddled.
I fancy some garlic bread
I fancy some garlic bread
Then eat a whole loaf while in bed
I fancy some garlic bread
Then eat a whole life while in bed
Nooo, think of the crumbs
I fancy some garlic bread
Then eat a whole life while in bed
Nooo, think of the crumbs
That should be in our tums