A tramp who was sleeping in York
While snoring also would talk
One night he did shout
Someone gave him a clout
A tramp who was sleeping in York
While snoring also would talk
One night he did shout
Someone gave him a clout
And prodded him with their fork.
The sailor who swam in the bay
The sailor who swam in the bay
Found the water so cold that day
The sailor who swam in the bay
Found the water so cold that day
So he pulled on his socks
The sailor who swam in the bay
Found the water so cold that day
So he pulled on his socks
Then climbed on the rocks
The sailor who swam in the bay
Found the water so cold that day
So he pulled on his socks
Then climbed on the rocks
And sunbathed for the rest of the day
A woman who keeps getting lost
A woman who keeps getting lost
Once found herself covered in frost
A woman who keeps getting lost
Once found herself covered in frost
So got so upset
A woman who keeps getting lost
Once found herself covered in frost
So got so upset
As she looked for her pet…
A woman who keeps getting lost
Once found herself covered in frost
So got so upset
As she looked for her pet…
Determined whatever the cost
Where’s the next one Judsy???
Come on, get yer finger out, we’re waiting . . .
I started that last one. 
You could have started another while you were here. 
Oh Gawd, Yes, I’m perfectly aware of why you started that last one too!
Well, it looks like he’s not going to start one - lazy little tyke.
So here goes:
A Yorkshire man known to us all
A Yorkshire man known to us all
Was strikingly handsome and tall (I wish 
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A Yorkshire man known to us all
Was strikingly handsome and tall
With his good looks and charm
A Yorkshire man known to us all
Was strikingly handsome and tall
With his good looks and charm
And a girl on his arm
A Yorkshire man known to us all
Was strikingly handsome and tall
With his good looks and charm
And a girl on his arm
Selling junk from a small boot fair stall
A caver went down a large hole
A caver went down a large hole
And in doing so, dropped his pole