A family of piggies from York
Were destined for products of pork
Into sausage and chops
And stews with my crops
A family of piggies from York
Were destined for products of pork
Into sausage and chops
And stews with my crops
Except for Mindy & Mork
A gentleman living in Leeds
A gentleman living in Leeds
Was known for his good deeds
A gentleman living in Leeds
Was known for his good deeds
He’d weed and he’d hoe
A gentleman living in Leeds
Was known for his good deeds
He’d weed and he’d hoe
Even speared his big toe
A gentleman living in Leeds
Was known for his good deeds
He’d weed and he’d how
Even speared his big toe
To free people’s gardens from weeds.
There is an old Aussie in Perth
There is an old Aussie in Perth
Decided to check what he’s worth
There is an old Aussie in Perth
Decided to check what he’s worth
He went to his Lawyer
There is an old Aussie in Perth
Decided to check what he’s worth
He went to his Lawyer
Whose name was I. Sawyer
There is an old Aussie in Perth
Decided to check what he’s worth
He went to his lawyer
Whose name was I.Sawyer
Who had a formidable girth.
A gnome who lived in Carlisle
A gnome who lived in Carlisle
Thought he would sleep for awhile
A gnome who lived in Carlisle
Thought he would sleep for awhile
He awoke with a start
A gnome who lived in Carlisle
Thought he would sleep for awhile
He awoke with a start
Alongside a ‘tart’
A gnome who lived in Carlisle
Thought he would sleep for a while
He awoke with a start
Alongside a ‘tart’
Along with a great big smile!
A tramp who was sleeping in York
A tramp who was sleeping in York
While snoring also he would talk
A tramp who was sleeping in York
While snoring also would talk
One night he did shout