Limerick (Part 4)

So, another budget today
You can be sure we’ll all have to pay

So, another budget today
You can be sure we’ll all have to pay
Soon we’ll all have no money

So, another budget today
You can be sure we’ll all have to pay
Soon we’ll all have no money
And that won’t be funny

So, another budget today
You can be sure we’ll all have to pay
Soon we’ll all have no money
And that won’t be funny
They’re just encouraging crime wouldn’t you say ?:shock:

Young Fred, who swam in the lake

Young Fred who swam in the lake
Almost drowned for goodness sake

Hiya Mups

Young Fred who swam in the lake
Almost drowned for goodness sake
It’s cos he got the cramp

Young Fred who swam in the lake
Almost drowned for goodness sake
It’s cos he got the cramp
Once his trunks got damp

Hiya EZ :039:

Young Fred who swam in the lake
Almost drowned for goodness sake
It’s cos he got the cramp
When he saw this young vamp

Young Fred who swam in the lake
Almost drowned for goodness sake
It’s cos he got the cramp
Once his trunks got damp
And the weight in them akin to a snake

There was a busy lady called Mups

There was a busy lady called Mups
Who was happy surrounded by pups

There was a busy lady called Mups
Who was happy surrounded by pups
While out walking one day

There was a busy lady called Mups
Who was happy surrounded by pups
While out walking one day
She was heard to say

There was a busy lady called Mups
Who was happy surrounded by pups
While out walking one day
She was heard to say
Did you see EZ was in his cups ?

When Judd took Abbey to lunch

When Judd took Abbey to lunch
Romance in the air? just a hunch

When Judd took Abbey to lunch
Romance in the air? just a hunch
No, just fish and chips at a caff

When Judd took Abbey to lunch
Romance in the air? just a hunch
No, just fish and chips at a caff
But 'twas nice, and not at all naff

When Judd took Abbey to lunch
Romance in the air? just a hunch
No, just fish and chips at a caff
But 'twas nice, and not at all naff
“Split the bill?” She gave me a punch