At the garden centre today
At the garden centre today
There was some lovely flowers on display
At the garden centre today
There were some lovely flowers on display
But 'twas compost I needed
At the garden centre today
There were some lovely flowers on display
But 'twas compost I needed
And some lawns to be seeded
At the garden centre today
There were some lovely flowers on display
But 'twas compost I needed
And some lawns to be seeded
And for my bunny I needed some hay.
Young Freddie, who lived by the sea
Young Freddie, who lived by the sea
Was sat down with a hot cup of tea
Young Freddie, who lived by the sea
Was sat down with a hot cup of tea
When spied a few seals
Young Freddie, who lived by the sea
Was sat down with a hot cup of tea
He then bought the morning paper
Young Freddie who lived by the sea
Was sat down with a hot cup of tea
When he spied a few seals
And let out some squeals
Young Freddie who lived by the sea
Was sat down with a hot cup of tea
When he spied a few seals
And let out some squeals
He squirted a small drop of wee.
Some limericks are quite near the mark
That’s so funny
They was an old man called George
There was an old man called George
Who worked in a wee village forge
There was an old man called George
Who worked in a wee village forge,
He made shoes for a horse
There was an old man called George
Who worked in a wee village forge,
He made shoes for a horse
Because he had a face like a Norse
There was an old man called George
Who worked in a wee village forge
He made shoes for a horse
Because he had a face like a Norse
When he ate he really did gorge.
Once again I am off to the dump
Once again I am off to the dump
With garden rubbish and a tree stump