Limerick (Part 4)

Once again I am off to the dump
With garden rubbish and a tree stump
My gnome sits on top

Once again I am off to the dump
With garden rubbish and a tree stump
My gnome sits on top
I hope it wont drop

Once again I am off to the dump
With garden rubbish and a tree stump
My gnome sits on top
I hope it wont drop
And land on my foot with a thump

Days are getting longer - hooray!

Days are getting longer - hooray!
The weather’s been better - today!

Days are getting longer - hooray!
The weather’s been better today
But they say gales will be back

Days are getting longer hoorah !
The weather’s been better today
But they say gales will be back
And sunshine we’ll lack

Days are getting longer horray!
The weather’s been better today
But they say gales will be back
And sunshine we’ll lack
On Friday and on Saturday.

My back is still playing me up

My back is still playing me up
You must have over done it Mup

My back is still playing me up
You must have over done it Mup
But its slowing improving

My back is still playing me up
You must have over done it Mup
But it’s slowly improving
You have to keep moving

My back is still playing me up
You must have over done it Mup
But it’s slowly improving
You have to keep moving
Then get to the doc’s for a check-up

There was a young man from Darjeeling

There was a young man from Darjeeling
Who liked to paint nudes on the ceiling

There was a young man from Darjeeling
Who liked to paint nudes on the ceiling
But one day he fell

There was a young man from Darjeeling
Who liked to paint nudes on the ceiling
But one day he fell
The pain it was hell

There was a young man from Darjeeling
Who liked to paint nudes on the ceiling
But one day he fell
The pain it was hell
But the fall made the fool more appealing.

A young lady I met in the park

A young lady I met in the park
Had a past exceedingly dark